Oh good lord. Any of them older than eleven-teen years old?

And in the second picture. The third girl... That just isn't right...

How would you like to be the "interviewer" for these jobs?

"Uh, no need to talk, just pose in this shirt. No, I realize that it's a little small for you, but that's all I have. Great, now put on these shorts. Yes, I realize that they're a little small too. Ok, good. Now smile and show me your teeth. Oh, and you'll have to pose for tall, geeky card players... is that ok?... Good, you're hired!"

As a wise man once said, "She may be the most gorgeous girl in the world, but somewhere, some guy is tired of her shit."

Believing that is about the only way I am going to be able to sleep tonight so I am going to stick with it.

BTW-Long time reader, first time commenter. Love the blog.

I really need to start reading this home.

I'll take #s 1 and 6.

CJ, quick note... in the future, rather than having them pose like that, offer a twenty-spot for them to make out, and stream the video.

I see nothing but upside to that idea.

What I wouldn't give for a black van and a roll of duck tape.

HOT! (They do look kinda young though.) :)