So the Elite Soccer Club is back in town after a busy Holiday season. The G-Vegas team, all 11 to 13 year old girls, went to a Disney-sponsored tournament in Orlando and played fairly well. I spoke to some of their parents about it today.
Why is this news?
Because the airport hotel the girls used on this fateful New Year's Eve... was ALSO hosting a nationwide SWINGER'S CONVENTION. Hundreds of happy swappers mingled in the lobby while our naive hometown girls wore party hats and stared.
One mom said, "You could tell none of them had any undergarments of any kind on. Some of the dresses were see through"
Another parent, a father of two players, said, "They were starting to walk around and hardly clothed at all or showing themselves to other members of the group."
"Showing themselves?" I asked.
"Exposing themselves to other members of the group," he answered, "to see whether they would be interested in forming a union."
NOW THAT'S POKER
Actually, that has nothing to do with poker, but I do like my job sometimes. The funny thing about a massive swinger convention is everything you say becomes a double entendre. I think I actually blushed. And, yes folks, this is our top story tonight.
SO, ABOUT LAST NIGHT
I had a pretty good night at the "big game". It's about time I played well there. Check BadBlood's site for two of the more interesting hands.
I have two ideas about poker psychology, I'll hack them out today or tomorrow. For now, just imagine the swingers.
"For now, just imagine the swingers."
I want to imagine hot bodied women with huge tatas and hot asses, but how come when I think swingers, I imagine 40+ yr. old, overweight, mid-life crisis couples, trying to spark their 20+ year old marriage ?
Posted by: Mookie99 at January 3, 2006 4:46 PMYou should have told them about this one time, on the Las Vegas Strip...
Posted by: April at January 3, 2006 7:15 PMLOL April. Didn't that have something to do with swinging as well??
Posted by: TeamScottSmith at January 3, 2006 8:05 PMPlease come to Minnesota and do the news.
Reports on Sven and Ole's ice fishing conquests gets quite old.
Posted by: Drizztdj at January 4, 2006 8:08 AMAtleast they were only swingers and not trannies!
imagine...
Kimmy Says " Mommy, whats that 6+ foot tall woman with the large adams apple doing over there..
Mommy Says " umm... shes with the circus"
Posted by: Mike Pokeretti at January 4, 2006 1:44 PM