Otis plays in another WSOP event tonight. He's a 50/50 shot to either
A. Finish in the money
B. Fall onto the table and scatter chips everywhere.
Please root for option "A".
Unless...
Unless the cameras are rolling. Then we'd all prefer option "B".
Don't fail us ESPN. We all need a good laugh.
To that end, here's another little bit of S. Carolina joy from the newsfiles here at work...
"Two weeks ago, postal workers in Bluffton, S.C., heard a strange buzzing sound after tossing a package into a sorting bin. The building was evacuated, the block cordoned off. Within minutes, a state bomb squad helicoptered in from the state capital. The crack team secreted off the suspicious package and gingerly dismantled ... a vibrator."
I like how it took the Crack team to handle the vibrator.
Posted by: BG at July 6, 2005 3:35 PMI like how your topics are related.
Posted by: Team ScottSmith at July 6, 2005 4:31 PMI wondered why I never got that package....
Posted by: Maudie at July 6, 2005 6:18 PMI swear it was to massage sore muscles.
Posted by: BadBlood at July 6, 2005 9:42 PMOtis is this big!
Posted by: TeamScottSmith at July 6, 2005 10:35 PMI hope this was the lead-in story on the 6 o'clock newscast so the owner of said vibrator can retrieve his/her toy.
Posted by: Drizztdj at July 7, 2005 7:35 AMDid CJ miss it?
Posted by: Easycure at July 7, 2005 9:44 AM