It's an epidemic. It's bad enough that every online poker site let's you win early just to take your money back after you make a withdrawal. As Ron Burgandy says, "It's science." I suppose it's understandable. That's what you get for grabbing your cash and going back for more.
And of course, everyone knows that when a tournament or SNG starts to run long, the "finish quick" algorithm kicks in. You'll both be dealt a flush, or it will be boat vs. boat. But really, the site needs to move things along, so can you blame them. Again this phenomenon is a proven scientific fact. As Brick Tamblen says, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE YELLING ABOUT!"
Which leads me to the venerable World Series of Poker. If you thought this would be the last bastion of "clean" poker, a few minutes of watching ESPN will quickly dispell those beliefs.
ATo vs. KTo and a runner-runner flush sends one packing (you're welcome Alan Cunningham).
John Gale apparently had no friends at the WSOP because they rigged the cards against him. 66 vs. AJ when Gale gets his J on the turn... but the 5 on the river gutshots Gale right back into his seat. On the very next hand they rigged things against him again. TT vs. 44 and a 4 on the flop crippled the Gentleman.
And, who could forget how the behind-the-scenes folks carried T.J. Cloutier to the crown: A5 vs AK, and T.J. catches his gutshot on the river and wears his 6th bracelet.
WSOP poker is rigged. It's undeniable. Who's crazy enough to play this game?
Don't forget that it was Ron Burgundy who built the WSOP out of Steel and Brawn, too.
Posted by: Wil at September 14, 2005 2:48 PMWhen it comes to poker, 60% of the time I'm right everytime.
TripJax
Poker In Arrears
WPBT poker is rigged. I know that for sure. You and G-Rob and Pauly with your special free roll passes to big games. Don't tell me you guys don't get to pick winners before the tournies start.
Don't even get me started on the deck stacking at the Aladdin in June. I saw CJ's laptop in June. He already had the final table outlined and stuff on his blog drafts and stuff. Really. NO REALLY!
I've kept quiet until now, mostly cause I'm scared of the G-Vegas mob. I have already been threatened with alcohol poisoning on more than one occasion. But as long as we're exposing corruption in the poker world we might as well shine a light right back at UFP.
Posted by: Chilly at September 15, 2005 12:59 AMGood call TripJax... that's awesome! :-)
And Chilly, the only thing I have to say is:
The blue swan has left the roost. (So long, Chilly!!!!!!)
Of course, we all know that WSOP translates to "a whale's vagina."
Of course, what do I know?
I love lamp.
Posted by: Otis at September 15, 2005 3:48 AMDon't forget Mike Gracz's wheel and tripping up his middle pair after the other guy hit top pair and had him dominated.
Sooooooooooo rigged.
Posted by: Drizztdj at September 15, 2005 8:49 AMGo back and watch TJ's win... right before the suckout, he says to the dealer, "There were horses, and a man on fire... and I killed a guy with a trident."
Posted by: CJ at September 15, 2005 10:01 AM